Post by Shadow_Assassin01 on Oct 2, 2006 14:48:57 GMT -5
Gundam Wing Spoof
Meet The G-Boys
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Heero Yuy (Personality: Brooding and a little emotionless) – *Looks at camera and scowls* I have no idea HOW you talked me into this… Ya ya, now’s the part where I introduce myself. My name is Heero Yuy, if you get in my way… I will destroy you. *Walks away then camera man runs in front of him* Are you stupid or just deaf? Get out of the way… *Camera man moves away, Heero continues to walk*
All of a sudden Albedo appears dressed in his white testament gear. He smirks at Heero.
Heero – Who the heck are you?
Albedo – I’m Albedo Pezzola.
Heero – Your not from Gundam Wing…
Albedo – No I’m from Xenosaga…
Heero – Then get off the set, you don’t belong here.
Albedo – Ohh, you think your such a tough guy don’t you. See if you’re tough after this… *has a gun appear and blows up his own head then laughs manically (Or if possible you can have him take off his head and step on it)*
Heero – *Lifts eyebrow and folds arms shaking head* Was that supposed to scare me or something? And how are you laughing when you’ve got no mouth to laugh with?
Albedo – *Head reappears* What?! But that works on EVERYONE!
Heero – *Walks up to Albedo* Well I’m not everyone… *Flicks him on the nose and Albedo falls to the ground crying. Heero shakes his head and murmurs* Looser… Hnn… now you… *Points at camera man* Go away and bother someone else.
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Duo Maxwell (Personality: Happy-Go-Lucky)- Oh, hey there. Yup, I’m Duo… you can tell my the excessively long brown braid, course, today I’ve decided to leave it down. Yup… I love my hair… My hair, is my life… I wash it twice a day with Herbal Essences Shampoo and then Condition it with Herbal Essences Conditioner… then I take about an hour to… *gumble* Oops… gee… Heh, oh don’t worry, that’s not a monster. That’s just my stomach. Hmm… guess I better eat something. *Starts fiddling through his hair and pulls something out* Huh? Hey, how’d that get there? I’ve been looking for it all over… oh well, don’t need it now… *Throws small object away, turns out to be a bomb and blows up* Uhh… heh… oops… *Oh well… Fiddles through hair again and pulls out a sandwich* There we go… Much better. *Takes a bite* Mmmm, darn good eatin. Huh? Hey, there’s white stuff on my sandwich. *Flicks it away and continues eating* Anyway, I think Trowa’s next… *Murmurs with a mouth full of food*
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Trowa Barton (Personalily: Basicly emotionless) – I don’t see the use in this, but if you insist. My name is Trowa Barton… Well… it is now. I wont go into detail. Yes, this is my house. And this is my bathroom, *Has a ton of bottles on the counter* What? That’s just my hair gel… What, you thought this was natural? *Motions to hair* Of course not. It takes about an entire bottle of hair gel to get my hair like this. And after that it’s so hard that it works well as a weapon too. Anyway, lets head to my bedroom.
*Walks out of bathroom and bumps into Quatre, poking him in the eye with his hair*
Quatre (Personality: Kinda girly) - Ouch!!! AHH! My eye my eye!!! Trowa!!!
Trowa – Oh, sorry.
Quatre – *Whines a bit* Oh ok… I can’t stay mad at you *Gives Trowa lovey dovey eyes and bats his eyelashes*
Trowa – *Lifts an eyebrow and shakes his head* Whatever…
Quatre – Oh ya… Duo asked me if I’ve seen his bomb. He can’t seem to find it again. If you see it, please bring it to him alright? Oh ya… do you happen to know how the couch ended up with that huge scorching hole in it?
Trowa – No… I think it’s your turn now anyway. Bye. *Walks away*
Quatre Winner – *Blinks* What? Huh? Oh… oh! Hi there, I’m Quatre Reberba Winner. I’m the only son of the Winner family… I’ve got 29 sisters. Ya I know… my parents sure were busy. Anyway, hmm… What else can I tell you about myself?
*Kenny (From South Park) appears suddenly murmuring something in his odd muffled voice.*
Quatre – Well hi there. Aren’t you the cutest.
Kenny – *Muffled noises that almost sound like* Where am I? Who are you?
Quatre – Oh my god… you’re so precious… *Walks over and kisses Kenny. Kenny collapses (With X for eyes if possible)* Oops… umm… I think I killed Kenny.
Wufei – *Appears suddenly with his sword drawn* You foul fiend! YOU KILLED KENNY!
Quatre – *Eyes go wide and he turns to run* Help!
Wufei (Personality: scowling, kinda mean) – *Goes to run after him but stops suddenly and looks at the camera scowling slightly* I’m Wufei Chang. I married at the age of 16. My wife is dead… and he *points in the direction that Quatre went* will be joining her soon. *Runs after Quatre*
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Meet The G-Boys
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Heero Yuy (Personality: Brooding and a little emotionless) – *Looks at camera and scowls* I have no idea HOW you talked me into this… Ya ya, now’s the part where I introduce myself. My name is Heero Yuy, if you get in my way… I will destroy you. *Walks away then camera man runs in front of him* Are you stupid or just deaf? Get out of the way… *Camera man moves away, Heero continues to walk*
All of a sudden Albedo appears dressed in his white testament gear. He smirks at Heero.
Heero – Who the heck are you?
Albedo – I’m Albedo Pezzola.
Heero – Your not from Gundam Wing…
Albedo – No I’m from Xenosaga…
Heero – Then get off the set, you don’t belong here.
Albedo – Ohh, you think your such a tough guy don’t you. See if you’re tough after this… *has a gun appear and blows up his own head then laughs manically (Or if possible you can have him take off his head and step on it)*
Heero – *Lifts eyebrow and folds arms shaking head* Was that supposed to scare me or something? And how are you laughing when you’ve got no mouth to laugh with?
Albedo – *Head reappears* What?! But that works on EVERYONE!
Heero – *Walks up to Albedo* Well I’m not everyone… *Flicks him on the nose and Albedo falls to the ground crying. Heero shakes his head and murmurs* Looser… Hnn… now you… *Points at camera man* Go away and bother someone else.
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Duo Maxwell (Personality: Happy-Go-Lucky)- Oh, hey there. Yup, I’m Duo… you can tell my the excessively long brown braid, course, today I’ve decided to leave it down. Yup… I love my hair… My hair, is my life… I wash it twice a day with Herbal Essences Shampoo and then Condition it with Herbal Essences Conditioner… then I take about an hour to… *gumble* Oops… gee… Heh, oh don’t worry, that’s not a monster. That’s just my stomach. Hmm… guess I better eat something. *Starts fiddling through his hair and pulls something out* Huh? Hey, how’d that get there? I’ve been looking for it all over… oh well, don’t need it now… *Throws small object away, turns out to be a bomb and blows up* Uhh… heh… oops… *Oh well… Fiddles through hair again and pulls out a sandwich* There we go… Much better. *Takes a bite* Mmmm, darn good eatin. Huh? Hey, there’s white stuff on my sandwich. *Flicks it away and continues eating* Anyway, I think Trowa’s next… *Murmurs with a mouth full of food*
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Trowa Barton (Personalily: Basicly emotionless) – I don’t see the use in this, but if you insist. My name is Trowa Barton… Well… it is now. I wont go into detail. Yes, this is my house. And this is my bathroom, *Has a ton of bottles on the counter* What? That’s just my hair gel… What, you thought this was natural? *Motions to hair* Of course not. It takes about an entire bottle of hair gel to get my hair like this. And after that it’s so hard that it works well as a weapon too. Anyway, lets head to my bedroom.
*Walks out of bathroom and bumps into Quatre, poking him in the eye with his hair*
Quatre (Personality: Kinda girly) - Ouch!!! AHH! My eye my eye!!! Trowa!!!
Trowa – Oh, sorry.
Quatre – *Whines a bit* Oh ok… I can’t stay mad at you *Gives Trowa lovey dovey eyes and bats his eyelashes*
Trowa – *Lifts an eyebrow and shakes his head* Whatever…
Quatre – Oh ya… Duo asked me if I’ve seen his bomb. He can’t seem to find it again. If you see it, please bring it to him alright? Oh ya… do you happen to know how the couch ended up with that huge scorching hole in it?
Trowa – No… I think it’s your turn now anyway. Bye. *Walks away*
Quatre Winner – *Blinks* What? Huh? Oh… oh! Hi there, I’m Quatre Reberba Winner. I’m the only son of the Winner family… I’ve got 29 sisters. Ya I know… my parents sure were busy. Anyway, hmm… What else can I tell you about myself?
*Kenny (From South Park) appears suddenly murmuring something in his odd muffled voice.*
Quatre – Well hi there. Aren’t you the cutest.
Kenny – *Muffled noises that almost sound like* Where am I? Who are you?
Quatre – Oh my god… you’re so precious… *Walks over and kisses Kenny. Kenny collapses (With X for eyes if possible)* Oops… umm… I think I killed Kenny.
Wufei – *Appears suddenly with his sword drawn* You foul fiend! YOU KILLED KENNY!
Quatre – *Eyes go wide and he turns to run* Help!
Wufei (Personality: scowling, kinda mean) – *Goes to run after him but stops suddenly and looks at the camera scowling slightly* I’m Wufei Chang. I married at the age of 16. My wife is dead… and he *points in the direction that Quatre went* will be joining her soon. *Runs after Quatre*
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